BBQ Sauce Reviews

Kraft Original Barbecue Sauce (1 of 5)

This is a hideous sauce.

There’s so much wrong with this sauce, it’s hard to begin. A noxious taste is still in my mouth, like a mud pie - but worse. I’d rather eat dirt than this stinky, synthetic blend of cheap ingredients. I’d rather drink oil (not car oil, more like olive oil which isn’t so bad…)

I bought it simply because I wanted to buy something really cheap to explore the most affordable options at my local supermarket, hoping to be surprised at what you can get for $1.79… and maybe combat the myth that all of these mass produced products aren’t so bad… but I was wrong.

Let’s get into it, one by one.

The Smell

It smells like a strong household cleaner or grease for some industrial machine. It smells like it could hurt you… not even a trace of real food smells here, folks.

Before Cooking Flavor

After the smell, I was hesitant to go further. But I proceeded onward, and dipped in some unsalted crackers to get the true flavor. Yup. Tasted just like it smelled, with an odd thickness and unnatural sweetness.

Consistency

A very weird unnatural color… it looked like sludge!

It pours slow, so slow, you have to wonder what those chemicals will do to your stomach and insides as it passes through…

After Cooking Flavor

Still disgusting. Thank heavens I only ruined two tiny pieces of chicken for this.

Ingredients

Concentrated tomato juice (water, tomato paste), high fructose corn syrup, vinegar, molasses, salt, modified food starch, contains less than 2% of spice, natural flavor, paprika, mustard flour, caramel color, guar gum, red 40.

Nutrition

Calories per serving 50, Total Fat 0g, Sodium 440 mg, Carbs 12g.

Oh, here’s a recipe for some nasty KRAFT BBQ Beef Fajita - Enjoy!

Ordering Information

November 29th, 2007 Posted by brian | All Reviews, 1 Star Reviews, General | 3 comments