Guest Review: Dennis Moore
(this review was NOT edited in any way, although I did add the picture above)
Smell/Aroma
It smells like tomato soup. It doesn’t even remotely resemble BBQ sauce.
Look and Consistency
I had just finished shaking the last dollups of my K.C. Masterpiece onto the burgers I was grilling. I just bought this other stuff ( [...]
Apr
30
2010
30
2010
Topco Valu Time BBQ Sauce (1/5)
Sep
2
2009
2
2009
Olde Cape Cod Chipotle (1/5)
In a previous BBQ Sauce Review, I’ve tried to advise others to avoid the Christmas Tree Shoppes when purchasing BBQ sauces. I should take my own damn advice. I don’t even know why I bother to review this stuff. I guess it shows a nice balance of the good and the really bad. [...]
Mar
5
2009
5
2009
Apr
14
2008
14
2008
Borderline Gourmet Chipotle BBQ Sauce & Marinade (1/5)
After a new baby daughter and a hard drive crash, I’m back up and saucing. So first off, thanks to the friendly woman who sent me the free samples of Borderline Gourmet’s Chipotle and Habanero. And aahh… well… you just might not want to read the rest…
Dec
11
2007
11
2007
Jackaroo Australian Style BBQ Sauce (1 of 5)
This should be quick. There was only one positive aspect of this particular sauce… and if you are smart, you can probably figure it out by the time I tell you.
Give up?
Nov
29
2007
29
2007
Kraft Original Barbecue Sauce (1 of 5)
This is a hideous sauce.
There’s so much wrong with this sauce, it’s hard to begin. A noxious taste is still in my mouth, like a mud pie - but worse. I’d rather eat dirt than this stinky, synthetic blend of cheap ingredients. I’d rather drink oil (not car oil, more like olive oil which isn’t [...]
Jul
25
2007
25
2007
Out of Afrika Safari Select BBQ Sauce and Dip (1/5)
It’s funny when a company wins an award and then slaps a proud emblem “Multi Award Winner” on all of their brands. The only award this particular one should win is “Most Grotesque BBQ Sauce Ever.”
Negative One - The Smell
Smells like someone puked up sweet-and-sour-sauce.
Negative Two - The Taste
Just odd and unnatural. My daughter could [...]
