
After a new baby daughter and a hard drive crash, I’m back up and saucing. So first off, thanks to the friendly woman who sent me the free samples of Borderline Gourmet’s Chipotle and Habanero. And aahh… well… you just might not want to read the rest…
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April 14th, 2008
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This should be quick. There was only one positive aspect of this particular sauce… and if you are smart, you can probably figure it out by the time I tell you.
Give up?
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December 11th, 2007
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This is a hideous sauce.
There’s so much wrong with this sauce, it’s hard to begin. A noxious taste is still in my mouth, like a mud pie - but worse. I’d rather eat dirt than this stinky, synthetic blend of cheap ingredients. I’d rather drink oil (not car oil, more like olive oil which isn’t so bad…)
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November 29th, 2007
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It’s funny when a company wins an award and then slaps a proud emblem “Multi Award Winner” on all of their brands. The only award this particular one should win is “Most Grotesque BBQ Sauce Ever.”
Negative One - The Smell
Smells like someone puked up sweet-and-sour-sauce.
Negative Two - The Taste
Just odd and unnatural. My daughter could make better sauce, and she’s 1.
Negative Three - The Price
It costs $5 to pick up a bottle. The company should pay people to eat this stuff…
Ingredients: Water, sugar, apricots, tomato puree, white vinegar, sesame oil, dehydrated garlic, modified food starch, ginger, chili sauce (contains preservatives and sulfites) salt, herbs and spices, sesame seeds, xanthan gum, ginger powder, citric acid, potassium sorbate, onion powder, natural flavor, polysorbate 80.
Nutrition Info: 45 calories per 32g serving, 1g fat, 9g carbs, 120mg sodium
Link to Website? No, I wouldn’t do that to you.
BBQ Sauce Reviews Recommendation: this stuff should stay in Afrika.
July 25th, 2007
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